Whoever was lucky enough to wake up in Belgrade this morning can consider that he has achieved enough in life for today.

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  If you solve all of your children’s problems, they will have no problems left but you.

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  It is sweet to play the fool on occasion.

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  Every failure teaches a man something. For example, that he will probably fail again next time.

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  Pocket: the cradle of motive and the grave of conscience.

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  Economy: purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

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  If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

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